A teen's persuasive explanation of why he should "earn" candy

When the earth and the galexes and the stares and all the planets were created.  A story was created.  It has been passed down from generason from generason.  Some say the story is true some say it is a myth.  It is said that an old man that was thought to be a profite told the story for the first time.  the story is about a kid of the age sixteen.  He was locked up and sent away from his family and is is said that if the kid dose not resive the candy the end of the world will happen.  That is why people think that the world will end in 2012.  it is to be said that the kids home has sum.  If he also eats the candy every one will be better global warming will stop.