One day, I moved away from my home planet Jupiter.
And I went to the moon and ran in circles.
And I saw the Hulk wearing a dress while doing the Jerk at O&A.
And I found a penguin in the park and became his very best friend.
And I ate so much at Golden Corral that I gained 10 pounds.
And I started to cry and whine about me being so weird.
And I fell off a cliff and broke every bone in my body.
And I bought presents for all the staff at O&A.
And I went to get more money for the night plus I went shopping and I got all the stuff I wanted plus I did this with my grandma and Lil Wayne and he's from a different universe.
And I went to get my car.
The End.
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One day, I got chased by flying monkeys.
And then I went home and passed out.
And I went to Foot Locker and bought a pair of Jordans.
And then I went to the store and bought a box of doughnuts and a Dr. Pepper.
And I took a trip to California.
And then I woke up the next day and was president and I made communication with aliens.
And I went to McDs and got 2 double cheeseburgers and a medium fry.
And I got shot but turned into the Hulk so the bullets didn't hurt me.
And I went to the moon and found chocolate cheeses.
And then I went home and never got into trouble and made my family proud and happy.
And then I tripped on a rock.
And I jumped out of the airplane.
And I bought some red Chucks at Foot Locker.
And I got big money.
The End.
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One day, I was hanging from a tree upside down when suddenly Jackie Chan came out of nowhere and punched me in the eye.
And I went home to eat.
And I jumped off a building and started to glide with my ears.
And I bought a snake.
And I burned all my hair off.
And I opened the closet door to find my sombrero wearing monkey.
And I won my basketball game.
And I played ping pong in China.
And I went skydiving.
The End.
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